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I recently rented Sacha Baron Cohen's lasest movie: Bruno. I've seen Borat, and I watch Da Ali G Show so I thought this was gonna be hella funny.

It's the worst movie I've ever seen, it sucks more than Twilight did (that has to say something).

EVERY FIVE MINUTES IN THIS BULLSHIT FILM THERE IS FUCKING PENIS. I DON'T WANNA SEE PENIS IN WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMEDY, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S SACHA BARON COHEN'S SWINGING AROUND IN SLOW MOTION ON A TELEVISION SCREEN.

THIS MOVIE IS WAAAAAAY OVER THE TOP AND SHOULED BE FUCKING BANNED FROM ALL VIDEO STORES, CORNER STORES, AND SUPER MARKETS. IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME GO FUCK YOURSELF.

In other words, I didn't like it. I give it a -6 out of 10.

WHAT A CUNT EH!?

Scooter is this awesome German (of course) electronica group most prominently known for the "rapping" of the groups lead member, H.P. Baxxter (the guy that looks like a German cross of Billy Idol and Eminem).

Anyways, I thought I'd post a couple of their music videos.

Bringin you some classic:

Techno

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Hard Trance

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Happy Hardcore

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WHY!?

The song I'm talking about is, of course, Kerkraft 400 by Zombie Nation. Since it was first released in 1999, it has been known as one of the most famous Electronica-Dance songs IN HISTORY.
"Kernkraft" is German for "Nuclear Energy" and by watching the video, you will see how this awesomly comes into play.The song is a remix of "Stardust" from David Whittakers game "Lazy Jones" for the Commodore 64.
The version you will be hearing in the video is the remix by Italian remix producer DJ Gius which Happens to be the more popular version of the song. So, watch the video and be in AWE.

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The album cover :D

I've had enough of people saying that I'm racist just because I'm white. The world
is pinning this shit on caucasian ethnicity just because of what has happened in the past. Were over that now people YOU CAN FUCK OFF ANYTIME!! I know people from other ethnic groups, and they're always blaming me for being racist when I wasn't being racist at all! In my perspective, people from OTHER ethnic groups are MORE racist than we are. So, I've decided to START being a racist bastard and see how people will really react to it. FUCK YOU NORTH AMERICA!! FUCK YOUR STANDARDS!!!

I'm glad I finally got that off my chest.
Comment.

You heard me.

After these, you'll agree.

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fuckin subtitles...

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rule

Mmm...yes...indeed.