I turns out that I hate hippies.

They are smelly, pot smoking bastards who contribute nothing to society.
Sort of like people that play WoW.

Thou art a crusty botch of nature indeed, a plague on you and your house!
Wipe thy ugly face thou yeasty, dizzy-eyed, barnacle!
Trip on thy sword thou frothy, beetle-brained, mammet!

Reply with your Shakespearean insults

Mortal Kombat is totally BADASS

I'm Awesome.